Word of the Day: Blizzocrat

Blizzocrat (noun)

Definition:

A figure of power who projects toughness but in reality is an unstable mass of ego-flakes, always on the brink of collapse, burying everyone else in tantrums. A Blizzocrat is fragile yet overbearing, smothering opponents with a storm of grievances, lies, and rage.

Etymology:

From blizzard (a violent snowstorm) + autocrat (a ruler with absolute power). Suggests a leader made up of fragile snowflakes, yet dangerous when they gather in overwhelming force.

Consider this a newly coined entry in the political lexicon: Blizzocrat.

In a Sentence:

1. Every press conference turns into a blizzard of whining when the Blizzocrat takes the podium.

2. Trump’s crooked smile is the perfect mask for the Blizzocrat: fragile, furious, and forever craving applause.

3. Beneath his tough-guy act, the Blizzocrat is just a snowflake multiplied by a thousand, melting under scrutiny.

4. America is trapped inside a snow globe, constantly shaken by the chaos of its reigning Blizzocrat.

5. History will remember the Blizzocrat not as strong, but as the most fragile avalanche of ego ever unleashed.

See also: Trumple-Thin-Skin