Waiting For the Pump: God Candle Blues - A Song
Lyrics by Joyce Strong, music generated with Suno
[Verse 1]
Waiting for the pump, yeah, candle from the gods
One green rocket to launch me past the pain
Alt coins in the rearview—still clingin’ to my trash
Waitin’ on that Bitcoin bounce to turn regret to cash
[Pre-Chorus]
Been wired since the halving, can’t stop checking the chart
Sleepin’ with my laptop like it’s matters of the heart
Dixie’s droppin’, stocks are floppin’
Bonds in full retreat
All the signs align—Bitcoin thrives when markets die
[Chorus]
I missed the unicorn fart dust train
But I’m not broke—just hopium-brained
Bitcoin’s gonna set me free
Laser eyes and destiny
Dreamin’ in sats, no time for sleep
Cuz when it pumps, it’s goin’ steep
[Verse 2]
They’re sellin’ off our bonds like it’s Black Friday doom
But I’ve got my meme coins and a private chatroom
Watching CNBC say “It’s just a phase”
While I HODL through another 90% fade
[Bridge]
Mama said buy land, Daddy said hold cash
I bought alt coins and watched them crash
Now my dinner’s lit by the screen’s blue glow
Still poor, still scrolling, still won’t let go
[Chorus]
I missed the unicorn fart dust train
But I’m not broke—just crypto-brained
Bitcoin’s rising like a spell
Breakin’ free from fiat hell
Money dreams and laser beams
Let’s go full degen to the extreme
[Outro – Chant]
To the moon, no parachute!
Flip the Fed—absolute!
Hold the line, ignore the news
God candle, baby—light my fuse!



