Trump’s Three Sugar Daddies Are Dividing Up the Planet
Musk gets the robots. Mellon gets the guns. Adelson gets the Holy Land. And you? You get the bill.
Trump didn’t build a movement. He got sponsored.
Elon Musk wants to colonize Mars and privatize Earth. He backed Trump to kill climate rules, dodge taxes, and build a bro-topia in space. His dream? No government, just billionaires and bots.
David and the Mellon clan want to take America back—to 1820. They fund the brains behind Trump’s darkest policies. Think Stephen Miller, but with a trust fund.
Sheldon Adelson (RIP) wrote checks so Trump could move the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem and play Messiah cosplay. For Adelson, foreign policy was just a holy slot machine.
These guys didn’t “donate.” They invested.
Trump was the brand. They were the buyers.
Now they’re splitting up the world like a Monopoly board.
Musk takes the satellites.
Mellon takes the heartland.
Adelson takes the Holy Land.
And we’re all stuck living in their bad reality show.