Trump’s Cabinet Wasn’t Stupid. It Was Strategic Arson
People love to say Trump’s Cabinet was “incompetent.”
That’s the biggest lie of all.
They weren’t idiots.
Idiots trip and fall into a mess.
These guys mapped out the exits, lit the fire, and billed us for the gasoline.
Trump didn’t pick fools.
He picked people smart enough to dismantle the government — and dumb enough to brag about it on Fox News.
Every Secretary he picked wasn’t there to lead an agency — they were there to loot it, shutter it, and leave the corpse wearing a MAGA hat.
The Department of Education?
Turned into the Department of Evangelical Voucher Scams.
The EPA?
Became the Environmental Polluters Association.
The Justice Department?
Just Trump’s personal Yelp service for judges he didn’t like.
One star — “Would not commit election fraud for me.”
These weren’t clowns bumbling into tyranny.
They were architects pretending to juggle while they stole the building’s foundation.
If Trump’s Cabinet had robbed banks instead of democracy,
Netflix would already have a 10-part docuseries called “The Great American Heist: Season 2.”
They didn’t drain the swamp.
They bought it, renamed it “Freedom Park,” and started charging $49.99 for VIP Patriot Access to the alligator pit.
And just like every Trump venture —
the swamp’s bigger, the walls are thinner, and somehow, we’re the ones footing the bill.
So next time you hear someone call them “incompetent,” remember:
It takes a very special kind of competence to commit national arson and still leave town with the silverware.
[Goodnight, and good luck.]
