JD Vance, You Want America to Stop Laughing? Then Take the Madman’s Keys.
JD Vance, America isn’t just laughing at you.
We’re gasping—equal parts horror and disbelief—watching you cosign the deranged antics of a man who shouldn’t be allowed near a microwave, let alone the nuclear codes.
Trump isn’t running the country.
He’s running from reality.
He’s a babbling, paranoid, revenge-obsessed squatter in a government he’s too mentally broken to understand, let alone lead.
This isn’t politics. This is a psychiatric emergency.
We don’t need another press conference.
We don’t need more cowardly silence.
We need the 25th Amendment.
Right. Now.
You know it.
Your colleagues know it.
Every general, judge, journalist, and janitor with a pulse knows it.
So JD, if you’re tired of being Trump’s sad little errand boy—if you’re done begging for attention while the world watches you melt into MAGA mush—do something real.
Stand before the nation and say the words that history demands:
The President is not mentally fit. He is a danger to national security.
Then invoke the 25th Amendment and take the madman’s keys away.
Otherwise?
Keep dancing in his circus.
Keep being the hollow-eyed background actor in America’s slow-motion car crash.
And know this:
History doesn’t remember the ones who stayed quiet.
It remembers the ones who had a spine.
What’ll it be, JD?
Because while you’re calculating your next Fox News one-liner, the rest of us are calculating survival.
