BREAKING: Trump Administration to “Facilitate” Return of Deported American by Sending Him a Postcard
In a bold act of diplomacy, the Trump administration has clarified what it means to “facilitate removal and release” from El Salvador:
They’re sending thoughts, prayers, and possibly a coupon for half off extradition.
When asked if that includes actually bringing the American home, officials replied,
“We facilitated. We removed him. What more do you people want—results?”
Meanwhile, El Salvador says the man is a terrorist because Trump said so, and Trump says El Salvador has him because Biden.
America, where justice is a suggestion and “facilitate” means “shrug emoji.”