BREAKING: The Constitution Has Been Reclassified as a Suggestion
In today’s episode of “Democracy, But Make It Optional,” we learned that:
Section 3 of the 14th Amendment is apparently just “vibes.”
The Supreme Court is now a concierge service for coup plotters.
And the oath of office? Just a little pinky promise.
Turns out, you can incite an insurrection, attempt a self-coup, threaten to deport American citizens, call for military parades like it’s Moscow in 1953, and still become president—as long as you’re good for ratings.
America, we are not in a democracy. We are in a very long, very unfunny reality show.
And guess what? You’re in the audience.
And also—you’re the casting director.
This is not a drill.
It’s a fire.
And the arsonist is burning down our republic while he squats in our White House.
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